Belly Button Horror
So, do all pregnant women's belly button become "outies" when they get far enough along? I really hope not. No offense, but that grosses me (and my Jew) out. Just like I'm grossed out by uncircumcised penises.....the outie belly button makes me cringe.
Right now, my belly button is just pulled so tight its like it's not even there. I'm fine with that. I just don't want that little bugger to start poking out, announcing itself to the world. I've read that if it does happen, I should just put a band-aid over it, which leads me to believe that I'm not the only pregnant chick who's self-conscious about it.
However, the prospect of grossing Abram out is rather tempting. So, I make a point of smooshing my belly button outward and chasing him around the house "kissing" him with it. :) It's fun to watch him squeal like a little girl. :)
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Chances are if your button is pulled tight now, it will pop once the baby starts to lean forward and runs out of room. Was your belly button a caved in innie? Meaning, could you see/touch it when not pregnant? In that case, it will probably lie flat. But if it was a normal innie, you're going to have an outtie.
Mine popped out a few weeks back and it doesn't gross me out but then again, we all have our things right? I'm more grossed out by the acid reflux than the button.
He calls them turkey timers when they pop out, for some reason he thinks it is the cutest thing ever.